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tumblr: a bunch of lazy funny hormonal moody horny teenagers who have barely any self esteem yet still see themselves as better than everyone else

manafromheaven:

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titles of actual news articles published about justin bieber this week

when vanilla ice tells you to get your life together you have hit a new low

and now this

Justin pls

itspoonanjimarsha:

skullbliss:

dqdbpb:

i need some service

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

THERES TEARS GOING DOWN MY FACE

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: stat3ofgrace)


“I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.”
I do, Augustus.
I do.

“I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.”

I do, Augustus.

I do.

(Source: ghermione)

blueboxparchment:

lanawinchester:

mishascandycane:

castiel-sniffs-deans-panties:

supernatural episodes that need to exist

  • slenderman
  • genderswap
  • angels in heat
  • de-aging
  • team free will trapped in fairytale universe with all the brutal original tales
  • human!impala 
  • bonus points if the impala is a dude 
  • and demands dean continue to call him ‘baby’
  • Cas turned into a kitten
  • sam and dean bodyswap
  • musical
  • bonus points if it’s a resurrected Gabriel sticking Team Free Will in the musical

potter-n-the-doctor-221b:

lordofthepotterlockgames:

strawmeadow:

Martin Freeman the adorable dancing hedgehog

I love this man millions.

omg this is pretty much how i dance in public

danandphilarenotforhire:

“OMG DAN!!!1! IM MAKING LLAMA SHAPED PLACENTA PANCAKES WIT DELIA SMITH LOLZ sucha danousaur heheheh!!!1” 

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(Source: lemonode)

scrubxdown:

hanging-inthe-balance:

egg-r0lls:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.

I just died of cute.

for years….for years I told everyone I wanted a pet otter and no one thought that would be amazing. Now look. Its so god damn cute he could burn my house down and I would still give him the keys to my car.

scrubxdown:

hanging-inthe-balance:

egg-r0lls:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!

Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.

I just died of cute.

for years….for years I told everyone I wanted a pet otter and no one thought that would be amazing. Now look. Its so god damn cute he could burn my house down and I would still give him the keys to my car.

(Source: groudon)